MAN. INSTRUCTION FOR USE.
Men. Instruction for use. 2021
We live in a very modern and advanced world, which is constantly evolving and coming up with new standards and criteria, but some issues of our life come to a standstill, and most often acquire colors of unconditional absurdity. New media are broadcasting to us the standard of a free and independent woman who can do everything by herself, but is this really so?
Should a woman still be a woman, and then what to do with these men?
This project is a small sarcastic instruction of 20 rules based on the main issues and claims of modern women.
Men, in today's equal world, are not enemies and should not be. And a woman, even the most powerful and independent, should always remain a woman. Power can only be seized by soft power, which we women are naturally good at.
But how do we get men to finally do whatever we want? This project is based on the analysis of women's forums and blogs about relationships, on the analysis of blogs of feminists, independent women, "kept women" and escort women. Simply put, on the opinion of completely different women who advocate different values and foundations. But they are all united by one thing, they are all women! I contributed a bit of sarcasm to this project so that all these problems do not seem to us any more problems and we could just notice them.
"HOUSEHOLD WOMAN"
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number one - don't leave a man hungry.
It still seems to me that a woman should feed a man. After all, men definitely love to eat.A hungry man is an angry man. A hungry and angry man is a greedy man. And who needs one?⠀
If you don’t know how to cook, or don’t want to waste your time on it, and buying take-out food in restaurants does not allow the budget, you can simply pour boiling water over the instant noodles. The main thing is with care and love!
"SOFT POWER"
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number two from this collection: It is not necessary to fight with men for power; men should be perceived as helpers in life. After all, the main weapon of a woman is cunning and charm.Soft power, soft power.
"BREAKFAST"
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number three. Between love and hate, you always have to choose love.
«DOMESTICITY»
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number four. If a man doesn't want to do something, try to find an incentive for him.
«SUPPORT »
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number five. Always support a man. Men need your support.
«CUNNILINGUS COURSES»
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number six. If a man is not able to do something, teach him.
Sign up for courses guys! There are still free places!
«AGREED»
Canvas, oil, ink
65*90cm / 25,59*35,43 inch
Rule number seven. Talk about what you want. No one can read minds.
«STIMULUS»
Canvas, oil, ink
65*90cm / 25,59*35,43 inch
Rule number eight. You have to be strict with men. The incentive is needed.
«MALE-WORK»
Canvas, oil, ink
65*90cm / 25,59*35,43 inch
Rule number nine
A man's work must be done by a man. There are things that women cannot bear.
«PRESENT»
Canvas, oil, ink
65*90cm / 25,59*35,43 inch
Rule number ten. If a man doesn't buy you something, then buy it yourself. The main thing is from his bank card.
«FAMILY»
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number eleven. In a family, the main thing is to take the right position. And take a comfortable seat.
MY HUSBAND IS THE CHANCELLOR
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number twelve. The main thing is to give the man an incentive to move on, to take positions higher. Constantly repeating that everything is not enough for you and you want more.
«MORNING COFFEE»
Canvas, oil, ink
65*90cm / 25,59*35,43 inch
Rule number 13. The wife is happy - the whole family is happy. The main thing in morning coffee is that it is hot. Morning has to start right.
«FLOWERS»
Canvas, oil, ink
65*90cm / 25,59*35,43 inch
Rule number14.
Not all men understand words. Some need to be educated.
«PURCHASES»
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number 15. Always show the man clearly what you need to buy. Better yet, send store link to Whatsapp right away.
«HOW TO NEUTRALIZE A WOMAN»
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 16. It is important for a man to explain that he should not touch you during PMS. His duties include only going to a safe distance and throwing money at you from there.
«DICTIONARY OF THE IDEAL MAN»
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 17. In order for any woman to be happy, a man needs to know only two phrases:
-You're beautiful
-Let's buy
WOMAN AT WORK
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 18. A woman can do everything, but the main thing is never to talk about this man.
YANG FATHER
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 19. The best man is a multifunctional man.
SISSY
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 20. A man who loves to clean is good. But most importantly, without brute force. Otherwise, he will wash your brains out as cleanly as the whole apartment.
REAL WOMAN
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 21. Nobody knows what a "real woman" should be. But I know for sure that a real woman is constantly not happy with everything.
FOR HEALTH
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 22. Sex need for health. But of course you won't become healthy in three minutes.
I AM ALWAYS OUTRAGED
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 23. The reality is that men usually hear, at best 20 percent of what their woman tells them. Do not waste your energy in vain, you can always say: "Well, I told you so," he still won't remember anything. “Well, I told you so” is the sponsor of a happy life.
HARMONIOUS LIFE
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule 24. The basis of a harmonious life is joint entertainment. And the same dissatisfaction with everything.
ROMANTIC
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule 25. Sex is necessary. The better the sex, the kinder the woman.
I DIDN'T WARN YOU
Paper, oil, ink
59*84cm / 23,23*33,07 inch
Rule 26. In order not to receive unexpected gifts, it is better to negotiate them in advance. Not all men are telepathic, oh not all.
BUY ME THIS
Canvas, oil, ink
140*90cm / 55,12*35,43 inch
Rule number 27. If you want to receive something as a gift, just say: "Buy me this"
The magic of the mouth and no gimmicks.
PLEASURE
Paper, oil, ink
59*84cm / 23,23*33,07 inch
Rule number 28.
Indulge in pleasure.
HYSTERICAL
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 29. Men do not know how to guess the reasons for your bad mood and resentment. It is advisable to communicate this in words through your mouth, or at least write him a letter.
FINANCE
Paper, oil, ink
42*59cm / 16,54*23,23 inch
Rule number 30.
In order for a man to always give you money, you just need to take all his money from him. Every self-respecting wife has a duplicate of all cards or an inimitable original. And any normal man always offers it himself.